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Trevor Knight Deals With Mason Wyler LIKE A BOSS!

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Alright I’m back! I have barely slept and I have a submission due in a few hours so naturally now is the perfect time for a porn review, because if I have to talk about frigging networking for one more second I am going to go spare!

So what have I been up to? thank you for asking, I’ve working, studying, and of course fainting because my corset was to tight… no seriously! And how have you been good people been? hope everyone is as cool as they can be ;)

Anyhoo, I found this little gem which I saw some time back but could never find again, so now I am on it! I have glazed frosted yum yum’s, which I discovered taste great with salt because my house mate bought them, and when I dived in and took one bite I wanted to lick some damn gravel just to get a taste of something savoury it was so flipping sickly sweet! It was almost in self-defence that I milled salt on my palm and licked it and whoa! bliss, the flavour was awesome, my crazy ass housemate then perfected the weirdness by adding a dash of milled pepper because she picked up the pepper mill by mistake trying to add salt to a sweet pasty, and that ladies and germs is why I have a nice plate of salt and peppered yum yum’s… I also have a deadline so let’s get right on with this, because I can’t frigging concentrate until I review it!

I have a thing about hottie’s in suits getting it on with each other, and I love both Trevor Knight and Mason Wyler

We start with Trevor telling Mason that he’s a bad employee and I am not kidding when Trevor leaned over Mason and said “how bad do you need your job” and “you’re going to have to be more persuasive” and told Mason to say the bit about throwing himself on his mercy again I was literally quivering with anticipation…

Trevor actually makes me smile here despite the fangirl quivering because he is really hamming up his performance as the evil Boss!

Trevor grabs Mason by the tie and pulls out “the beast” which is what I have chosen to name his monster cock… what? I have seen a few of Trevor’s videos okay and it’s a fair assessment!

Trevor’s deep voice is a perfect backing track of filthy words as he orders Mason onto his knees with his hands above his head and just does dirty things to him and calls him “little boy” which is just plain filthy and MEEE LIKEEE!!!

Trevor’s cock is so damn long and big he can walk backwards while being sucked and have Mason follow on his hands and knees while keeping it in his mouth THIS IS TALENT PEOPLE! THAT IS COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE IN PORN, it just makes me emotional to see people taking such pride in their craft, I am just saying!

I also love how Mason is about the only porn star I know who lets his co-stars call him by his real name, Trevor and other co-stars just seem to love shouting, “come on Mason” “take it Mason” and I personally just think it’s super damn hot

This ladies and germs is a blow-job scene worthy of a porn Oscar, which it may have won and deservedly so! this is office antics at it’s finest… I’m telling you people ;)

Trevor’s cock is just so damn big, you have to admire Masons attempts to deep throat, I mean he is not living in fear, he is just going at that thing like it owes him a week’s wages! in this economy- you go boy, handle that thing!

Trevor shows just the right amount of dirty appreciation for Mason’s good work, and stays rock hard throughout, why do I mention that, well I have noticed that monster cocks can sometimes take too much effort to stay completely hard, and when they are novelty sized sometimes they can’t stay that hard at all even with Viagra, in other words there is such a thing as too big, when it gets to those sizes leave it to the professionals I say!

actually never seen Trevor suck a cock or rim anyone in all the scenes I have seen him in, so I was quite surprised by that, but Mason is so damn cute maybe he just couldn’t resist playing with him and who can blame him

Mason is just spread out on the table for Trevor’s pleasure moaning and groaning as Trevor is going to town on him and liking it! Thor’s Hammer this is hot! I just frigging love the way Trevor is growling and all the dirty sucking noises

Okay Trevor has got that ass more than ready for him, but I think he used way to much lube so he could pound that thing!

I have to say I have never heard Mason sounding quite so helpless before, and I have seen him take a cock this size before (Raphael Alancar monster cock and beast topper extraordinaire) I have seen him take on not 1, not 2, but 8 frigging guys on a farm reverse cowgirl style (in the famous 8 poles one hole video) and take it like a champ! I was so impressed it inspired me to write a damn story about a captive prince and a barbarian warlord general, and a evil pirate king I kid you not, and I have seen him take possibly the biggest cock I have ever seen in my damn life in some crazy feature length porn film he made with the famous (perfect ass) Brent Corrigan. Granted he looked stoned when he took that thing and who can blame him how else would he take it without 3-4 bong loads of the premium grade Jamaican weed!

Anyhoo, I am just saying I have seen Mason drilled before, but Trevor good people is no ordinary top, HE’S THE BOSS, and when he drills a twink they like it! Just look at the scene I posted and reviewed with Trevor Knight and Guy Parker, he drilled that boy until he was whimpering, until he was crying, until he shot his load early because it was just too damn good… and I may have collapsed in puddle of porn-feels bought on after an overload of fangirl hysteria! I REGERT NOTHING!

Trevor is just owning that ass as only he can and I think the fadeouts are because Poor Mason is about to come I mean can you hear him, can you see the look on his face! (Anyone who has seen the movie he did with Corrigan can attest to the fact that he’s not exactly Kevin Spacey with the acting!)

Damn mason looks cute and hot with that tie in his mouth (My Smith and Wesson fanfic addresses the issues of ties used to restrain Dean, or gag him quite nicely!) and oh ye heathen gads, did you see that?! My personal fangirl kryptonite! Trevor starts mouthing kisses on the side of Mason’s face and nibbling his ear and kissing him while fucking him and holy fuck I just love the way Trevor says “come here” I may have stolen that for a fan fiction, and who can blame me?!

Oh… my…. goddess do you see this? Trevor is just nailing Mason over that table and Mason is moaning like he is going to die, Trevor is not taking it easy on him anymore, he’s just pounding the hell out him, and saying “you little fucking boy” and now he’s just showing off I mean look hands free and it’s still on target LIKE A BOSS!

Trevor then decides to lay Mason out on the table and come all over his face, proving that his cock is about the length of Mason’s face as he shows us come classic domination techniques, I mean it’s how to school your twink 101 up in here! and Mason just sticks out his tongue like a good boy should and licks him clean.

Mason has to force a climax out because he’s clearly already come, (probably more than once) but he and his poor exhausted cock do their best, but to no avail as “Evil Boss” Trevor then fires poor little twink Mason and throws his shirt after him, hilarious, but also a good opportunity for a sequel where Mason has to be even more submissive and throw himself on Trevor’s mercy even more! Yeah… that should seriously happen!

Curiobi ;)

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Aiden Just owns Bradleys Ass

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It’s the twee hours, I have class in the morning, but someone just Uploaded this and I am all over it

There will be no eating… sadly, even though come to think of it I’m kinda hungry… okay maybe a few sweet biscuits… and little cream for dipping…. Oh wait I’ve been so engrossed in my damn Database final I forgot I have trifle… FORGOT I HAVE TRIFLE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK… wow I really have been working to hard…

Going to right some wrongs people…

Alright I’m back, duvet check, Hot CF gay porn check, trifle, CHECK… all is once again right in my world…

Okay play so we start with Aiden who is a legend, and Bradley who has never made an impression on me, they are in the park throwing a baseball at each other, Aiden is in fine shape and this Bradley looks a bit uncoordinated compared to Aiden who is just on fine form, they start talking in metaphors for some reason and then thankfully take it inside where they can get naked

Now admittedly this Bradley isn’t my type at all in that he’s not a uber pretty boy who you just want to see sensuously ravaged, but pickings have been slim as we all know people and he’s relatively cute in a dorkey kind of way, in short he’ll do

Now these two are making out such as would please, look at Aiden all muscle and jock and model pants and Bradleys all scrawny and boxers, it’s the jock and the nerd thing and you know what I’m okay with that

Bradley seems to think he has a sweet ass… hmmm it wil do but Aiden’s ass is the well shaped driving force behind a monster cock and speaking of which can this Bradley handle it? we shall see

Bradley actually makes pretty hot sex faces and he’s sweating already, he’s into it, and with Aiden the legend who wouldn’t be… look I’ve got trifle people, that doesn’t mix with hairy ass rimming so I’m ignoring that for a bit in favour of- wow Aiden got Bradley hard in 0 seconds flat that’s talent people!  

Aiden says ‘getting it nice and wet to shove my dick in there’ okay it’s wet already Aiden can we move on! Oh holy fuck did you see what Aiden just did with his tongue, he’s still doing it, AND I’m NOT JEALOUS just because I work and study all the time and I’m neglected, NOT JEALOUS AT ALL!  >;\

Hmmm, I see Aiden’s penchant for sunbathing nude, (notice how he never ever has tan lines, even when he was six shades darker recently) may have got him in trouble this time, he’s pealing in the most sensitive areas and that has to hurt like a bitch!

You would never know for the way he’s giving it to cute nerd, all that kissing and fucking, I’m swooning into my trifle people!

… Aiden’s taking it easy on him… then again maybe he’s taking it easy on himself with a recovering cock and all… Wow this Bradley is LOUD, I LIKE It!!…   

Aiden holds that cute nerds legs wide apart and drills him, while he moans and groans and wow, look at that position change, that has to be hard to take from a cock that sixe, Bradleys face confirms that it hurts more than it tickles… but he wants to take it judging by his moans

Aiden is just drilling Bradley to death right now, oh man, he’s destroyed that hole until it’s gaping, and it just couldn’t sound dirtier as Aiden keeps removing it completely then plunging it in all the way, HOLY HAMMER OF THOR this is so fucking hot

This Bradleys stock has just gone way way up in my book and goddamit I got cream on the keyboard, it was on the side to the bowl and got on my fingers… they’re a hot sticky mess, my keyboards covered in cream, this is madness people!

And Aiden is just dominating, I mean asoasedgp[jagfmklasfasdasgaseolergoasdgf squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And Aiden can’t take it anymore than I can take watching it, I mean he came before Bradley, he made a mess out of that destroyed red gaping hole then plunged all the way back in, and drilled him so more, now that’s how you own an ass people, he’s Aiden the legend so even after he comes he just keeps on drilling him, he’s going to make him come so fucking hard you just know it, Bradley goes quiet as it’s building then starts shouting that he’s going to come, and he boy does he, like I said hard

Hold the phone, that was a short scene… okay they say they’re going to the shower, and really Aiden is that the way you wash someone, your just feeling him up admit it, making out in the shower, are these people trying to kill me with squees

No way, can I be so lucky as to have this, two guys in the shower, the water oh ye gads, anyone who’s read my smith and Wesson fanfiction knows what that kind of thing does to me… oh damn their really going for it

Oh wow Aiden’s all bossy today ordering cute nerd to turn around and suck his dick, and he’s so obedient he does until Aiden comes so good and hard, and Bradley sucks him clean without a whimper, what a good little nerd!

And that’s the best, nay, the only way to shower my good people! Well I’m wrecked, I saw, I squeed, I ate trifle! My keyboard is a mess because I kept going with the review when I should have stopped to clean it, (I’m going to have to do it before bed!) and the chemistry level between those two was off the chard, I mean ridiculous! Well it’s hard to get any CF these days, and Aiden is one of my all time favourites so I’m so happy I got to see this! we all know it will be down fast, so watch it quick people!

 Okay I need to lie down now… I’m week from squeeing so hard

 Fangirl down people!!!!

 Curiobi ;)

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TWINKLIGHT MOVIE

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Yeah, yeah I know, I am supposed to be doing my assignment! Well I submitted two, two to go, feedback on Wednesday and I have barely started! I can’t do another thing about frigging information systems right now, so it’s porn time, and have I got something for you!!!

This movie is a cult classic, it’s the gay version of twilight, and it’s super hard to find, no pun intended.

So please get ready for some spectacularly bad acting by some of the cast, some very red syrup looking blood (because it is red syrup!) some poor guys trying to give blow jobs with fake fangs in! worth the price of the dvd alone!!

The guy they got to play “Edward” is actually pretty damn good at being a weird looking vampire with issues, and the guy they got to play ‘Bella’ is suitably annoying, and plays the damsel in distress bit to the hilt

“guys like me, I’m not as helpless as you think” pretty hilarious dialogue!

Now there are some things I’m not crazy about here, for one thing I like pretty pretty jock looking hotties, like cf, but we have pale emaciated twinks here, and sometimes there a little to free with the red syrup in places… but anyhoo, for pure hilarity,

Dreams of running through the snow to emo music, then fucking like animals, pointless club scenes… then fucking like animals… bizarre yet hilarious conversations and then you guessed it… fucking like animals

I’ve had WAYYYYYY to much sugar today, but I’m still going to have more because I’m watching this. and as you all know, curiobi aint watching no porn without food

No eaty desert no writy review!

And can I just say, I saw pattinson or Patterson or whatever his name is in this salvadore dali film where he was totally making out with some hot guy and it was pretty damn hot, more chemistry than he had with what’s-her-face at any rate!  I mean I didn’t realise it was him at first without the ginger buffount hair and the crazy eyes like he had on the movie posters, I had no idea it was him for a while then I was like… hmmm I swear I’ve seen that guy before!

…. Okay got a nice wrap now, ham sautéed in a little butter until it’s crispy then right at the end throw in the tomatoes and lettuce to take the fridge chill in add a little mayo and seasonings and throw it all in a nicley toasted wrap, yeah. And if I happen to have a little trifle and half a toffee crisp for desert then all the better!

Play… hmm some of the guys in this vid are just plain weird looking, and it’s so long I’m not afraid to skip… ha ha, Edmond and Bela pronounced beela are just hilarious, and have about as much chemistry as their hetro counterparts, which is to say none, however that may be deliberate, because I have seen clips of this movie a plenty since it was released a few years back, and that “edmound/Edward” guy has insane chemistry with another member of the cast.. just like how what’s-her-face in the movie had more chemistry in the movie posters, with that tanned buff launter dude, although that’s nothing and I do mean NOTHING, compared to the chemistry that launter dude and pattinson or Patterson or whatever had together, I saw some shots of them messing around with each other on photo shoots and I was like… well hot frigging damn, why didn t they just make the movie about these two it would have been way hotter, you know, pale emo vamp with issues, has undeniable passion for swarthy beautiful warewolf! Oh well, I hear Netflix has attempted something to that effect!

… this film clearly didn’t have the budget for cg bite marks… or cg of any kind, so blood just flows miraculously from skin that has not so much as been grazed yet alone punctured, but at least they actually have fangs, which is more than I can say… wait, what the actual fuck! Were at the obligatory “how I became a vamp scene” and he is pretty much reading it straight of the page, it may be some of the worst acting I’ve ever heard!! But that’s okay because it’s damn funny… hmm by this reckoning, “Edmond” is banging the “carlise” character or whatever his name was, you know the hot one player by peter hottie vermicheli, well he can hardly be blamed for that, he’s so damn hot… wait he killed him, why is he calling him egan? Instead of something that sounds more like carlise?… Nevermind, oh it’s Billa…. Laughing so damn hard right now!

‘Edmound you have to understand this is far beyond my comprehension”

Oh boy! This is just priceless, how the fuck did this not win an Oscar? This is movie is a national treasure people!!!

Finally we get down to this scene, why is it a different guy than the billa actor? Who knows, who cares this chemistry is way better, this scene really did the rounds a few years back so I’ve seen it before, time to nom, nom, nom and watch, ooh yeah!

You know I think this scene is actually supposed to be a flash back that’s why it’s shot like that, but even if it wasn’t I have nothing against porn without plot in a plot based movie! Not a damn thing against it!!  ;)

( It’s about 1 hour and 20 mins in if your lost at this point!) I don’t know why I like this scene, the music sounds like it got stolen from lord of the rings, the combination of over-exposure and flickering is… weird, like -am I watching a chaplin movie in colour, with a damn site more cock then were used to?- weird, and the Edmond guy actor actually looks high at the end, but you know what, you can not say that he does not school that twink, who is simply not a good enough actor to be acting, in other words even with the fake teeth and possibly being stoned out of his mind, he made him like it! now that’s talent people!  The scene could have ended better than the ironically anti climatic double jerk off scene, but I think they look hot kissing, (I’m pretty sure they took out the teeth for that!)… oh so it was a flash back scene… well that makes a little bit more sense!

Oh what fresh madness is this, whose that guy? Oh look it’s that egan guy, he’s not dead… and that other dude he’s a liar…. Oohhh girl! (and a pretty bad actor!) ummm, so did that egan guy just kill that… wait do we even know that guys name?!! oh well… who cares, look it’s the ‘love scene’ between Edmond and Billa, and what do you know it’s as weirdly uncomfortable as the one their hetro counterparts had in the movie (I saw the clip… I cringed so hard, I almost snapped something!)

This is not working for me at all… that Egan (carlise) dude is still alive right? he needs to come and get his man back from that no good billa girl *snaps fingers all sassy like*

..yes we get it Billa you can suck a cock, marvellous, gold star for you, now can we move this along. …. My days would it kill them to figging feed these guys? He looked way better with that egan actor dude… oh hell am I otp’g porn stars again, because that has got to stop!… or does it…

Right I’m slashing the other two, don’t judge me… or do, it won’t stop me ;)

See the Billa actor isn’t even hard, the Egan actor was hard the entire time, I’m just saying.

Yawn… it’s toffee crisp time, thank goodness for saturated fats!.. which I don’t know if chocolate actually has because it’s not fried… damn I wish I had a deep fat fryer right now….

Excuse me but that Edmond actor guy has a cock long enough to use as a ruler to measure other cocks with, that can’t be comfortable especially at that weird side ways angle!

Seriously, they aint got a damn kfc anywhere near the studio, mac donalds? Chucky cheese? This is ridiculous! (wait is chucky cheese for kids, I’m British we don’t have that food place here!) never mind they can go in anyway I’m sure the staff will take pity on starving young men and give them food for free

Well screw this, where’s the egan dude? Wait he’s not getting his man back FUCK THIS I DEMAND A SEQUAL, oh look outtakes!

They seem to be having fun, that nice to see!

Well I had a good laugh watching this movie, I hope you did to… now I really have to get back to my blasted assignment…. Sigh

well, someone actually made a gay version of twilight and frankly it’s worth watching just for that!

Curiobi ;)

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Grand Dancing and celebration ye good people, for yay, tis back! thanks  to a sweet annon who posted me a link ;) blessings upon ye!… alright i’ll stop with the ye olde english!

I just wrote a fanfiction about it! its posted undrneath this post watch it while its up people!

Chandler and Kent take turns on each other

Yes YES! Kent and chandler round 2

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YES, YES, OH HELL YES! It’s what so many of us have been waiting for since we saw their first video together, and now I have it! True to my word I have been moving heaven and hell to secure a link to this video and finally I have it linked to my page.

Brace yourselves friends, because business is about to pick up big time, if you have seen the gif set for this and the first scene they did together then you know what you’re in for right!

We start with the boys already naked and Chandler already on his knees blowing all the good sense out of cute little Kent’s head, we are robbed of making out and kissing and undressing, my outrage knows no bounds, but then again Kent is watching chandler blowing him in the mirror and it’s weirdly super hot, and chandler is showing off by deep throating and once again it’s clear that these two are completely in tune with each other, so I will try to curtail my anguish at the lack of a 40 minute pre sex make out session!

Kent keeps pulling chandlers hair but fans of his will know that he seriously likes that and sometimes insists on it! chandler keeps driving Kent mad with that talented mouth of his and Kent pushes him down on the bed where they start making out to this fangirls epic delight!

Kent who is completely naked for some reason while chandler is half dressed, straddles chandler and kisses him senseless, he’s also doing some kind of talented thing with his hand where he’s rubbing both their cocks together super fast in his fist and it’s driving chandler so nuts he can’t even talk and as we all know chandler usually talks virtually non-stop during a scene with the kind of dirty talk that tickles my fangirl fancy ;) (say that there times fast, I dare you!)

Kent Strips Chandler down some more and starts blowing him as best he can, meaning he just concentrates on sucking the top of that monster cock because deep throating that thing is not an option (unless your Aiden of course!)

Kent clearly knows what Chandler likes and he gives it to him which works for me when normally I can’t be that bothered with oral scenes unless someone is going nuts, but we have that here on both sides so hells yeah, lets light those candles!

They get into the 69 position and start going to town on each other and then Kent does something that confirms that he is really into chandler, as he rims him within and inch of his life, why so significant? Glad you asked, let me tell you, Cute little Kent was being interviewed a while back and he said the very last thing he would ever even consider doing was rimming so guy with a hairy asshole, he said he had heard horror stories and he just didn’t want to do it ever! And although he has done some rimming since then, it’s never on his must have in a scene list like Cain who just seems to genuinely like doing it, and he’s never and I mean never done it like this, because here he is actually tongue-fucking that thing and I was so shocked I nearly dropped my homemade cup cake with extra cream and raspberry!

Don’t worry a strong glass of 7-up later and my resolve is suitably stiffened as I watch Kent go at that thing like it owes him money!

Chandler puts that huge cock of his back in Kent’s cute little mouth and the two keep working each other up to a frenzy, but then Kent seems determined to drive chandler absolutely insane and it works because chandler tells Kent ‘I want you inside me so bad’ and while I’m squeeing and bouncing up and down on my bed in glee (no easy feat when you have G cups, and before you start thinking oh wow, is curiobi morbidly obese? Ill have you know I’m a size 16 thank you very much, all the women in my family have huge chests, no matter what dress size they are, and my sisters are even bigger than mine and she has to wear two bras at a time just to deal with those things I kid you not… anyway I digress it’s just I need to collect myself because things get ridiculous from this point on!)

So chandler starts riding Kent and he’s seriously rock hard, now those of us who watch chandler in a lot of scenes know he’s a curly haired energiser bunny ;) but sometimes he has a little trouble keeping that monster of his at full attention, after seeing him in a lot of scenes I would have to say it’s directly proportionate to how into his scene partner he is, Dixon and trey (the first time round) problems, Kent, and Reed raging monster time, in other words CF quit paring him up with people he can only get semi-hard for… stick to Kent… and not just because I have lost my mind and I slash them so frigging hard it hurts or anything, but for the good of the company, who else does he have that kind of intense chemistry with huh?!

(Okay grudgingly I will admit his scene with reed was pretty hot, and maybe, Aiden… and skye… and Avery…. And don’t even get me started on the two scenes he did with Cain… but they should still just stick to him and Kent… I’m just saying)

So okay, staying on track, sorry it’s almost two in the morning, I have class in a few hours, and I have eaten A LOT of sugar today and I’m to wired to sleep! But here goes ;)

Cute little Kent scores a difficulty rating of 8 when he rolls chandler over and starts drilling him expertly (if he had done it while staying inside chandler the entire time like I have seen chandler do then he would have scored 10!) and the fact that chandlers epic monster cock is still hard even though he’s not touching himself shows that Kent is hitting all the right places and clearly knows how to fuck chandler the way he likes to be fucked (which from what I have seen is fast and then slow and grinding and intense) Kent doesn’t have to be told how to please chandler and it’s seriously the first time I’ve ever seen chandler not giving a laundry lists of instructions to his top while being fucked! and it’s just super hot to watch

Kent gets Chandler on his back and puts that kiss on him again, the kind of kiss that can seriously make a poor neglected-due-to-overwork girl so frigging envious she starts questioning her life choices…

Kent kisses down chandlers body and starts sucking the ever loving hell out of chandler who is moaning helplessly in stark contrast to his usual loud frantic reaction to having his cock sucked, but that’s the thing with these two are paired together, neither one of them reacts the way the usually do with other scene partners even the ones they are really into, like Kent with Cain or Travis, or chandler with Reed or Skye, put it this way, it’s like passion as opposed to lust, or the energetic ‘sport sex’ we normally get from Chandler, simply put, EVEN A BLIND ANTI-GAY REPUBLICAN COULD CLEARLY SEE THAT THESE TWO HAVE A SERIOUS THING FOR EACH OTHER, they should just have the damn ceremony already!

Chandler moans his pleasure at the way Kent is pleasing him and even calls Kent ‘Baby’ which I seriously like (and I’ve only ever heard him call one other scene partner [reed] before) Chandler scores a resounding 9 as he rolls them both over so he can be on top of Kent as nature intended yeah that’s right I said it! because if these two are wrong together than I forever renounce being right!

Seriously how fucking hot was that move chandler just put on Kent, I can’t take it! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! gasp, pant, fan,… cupcake

I’m appealing my own decision, and after a review of the facts, the score has been amended to 10! NOW MY RESPONSE IS AS IT FUCKING SHOULD BEapologies, too much Spartacus [Nagron] before bedtime again!

But fuck the gods, how hot is this! Chandler can’t wait to be inside of Kent and asks him for the lubricant and tries to get that thing inside Kent, but ladies and gentle-men you can clearly see that he’s having to really force it in, and even when Kent spreads his ass as wide as he can you can see that his tiny little hole can not fit that monster cock in without a struggle, listen to the sounds Kent is making! He sounds like he’s being tortured and been given the best experience of his life at the same time, and it’s so frigging hot I have to loosen my corset, no seriously, there great for large chested women… just not so much when you get breathless! then your at risk of fainting! And let me tell you, I am getting light headed

DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND?! That ladies and gentlemen is the infamous ‘POP’ it’s similar to the whole virgin cherry popping thing but unlike that it can happen more than once, technically it’s a reaction of air, tight, space, lube, monster cock invasion and science, but in reality it’s like this Kent just had his man cherry well and truly popped by Chandlers Rock Hard Monster and chandler just made Kent his, lock stock and cock… hey I don’t make the rules I… I just enforce them!, and by the power vested in me by the internet I insist that chandler hereby make an honest twink of cute little Kent… er… sorry, seriously, when I say I’ve had A LOT of sugar today I am not kidding! …but they should still totally get together! hey just because I’m having the ultimate sugar rush, doesn’t mean I’m wrong!

I have seriously never seen chandler this hard before, wow, would you look at the veins in that thing! he’s terrorising poor Kent with it and Kent’s practically sobbing, and I don’t care what it says about me that I’m practically in tears as well… from squeeing too much, and hyperventilating, and generally losing it, because JUPITER’S COCK THIS IS BEYOND HOT!

Kent is hyper responsive to chandlers every move inside him and it’s just… you know what I don’t have words

Kent is clearly shaking at one point and chandler is just giving it to him like only he can, see what I mean, when he pulls Kent on his side (another 10 from the judges) Kent’s eyes roll into the back of his head, I HAVE ONLY EVER SEEN HIM DO THAT ONCE BEFORE, with-yeah you guessed it- Chandler in their first scene together

Chandler knows without Kent saying a word that he’s about to come and licks Kent clean while he does, which makes Kent convulse hard, watching Kent coming so helplessly hard for him seems to have Chandler ready to come immediately even though he isn’t touching himself, which Kent again knows without having to be told that Chandler is ready, telling him to come in his mouth, which has Chandler instantly making a complete mess of Kent’s cute little face, then licking his face clean like and animal, and stroking his lips and

*poor curiobi faints and dies the little [fangirl] death*

Wow, Seriously, what the fuck, where do you buy such unholy chemistry?! I want to bottle it and sell it, and make a fortune, or bathe in it… or both, why should I limit myself, I want to bottle it and bathe in it…

okay in retrospect it is possible that ‘a lot of sugar today’ is actually ‘way more sugar then medically advisable today’ BUT SCREW THAT WHO CARES BECAUSE HOW FUCKING HOT ARE THOSE TWO TOGETHER?!

Open letter to Chandler and Kent

Seriously just get married already, shish, denying your in love is clearly ridiculous we can all see it plain as day! and before anyone says anything about porn stars falling in love with each other being ridiculous, Anthony Romero and Austin Wilde had the same kind of insane chemistry in their scenes and tried to deny they were into each other for ages because neither wanted to date anyone in the business but they had to give in eventually and they are both insanely happy and seriously frigging hot together! And there not the only ones this has happened too, in other words Chandler and Kent just stop fighting it! you know you want each other bad! and I don’t care if you’re both ‘straight’ LOVE TRUMPS LABELS! You know I’m right!

In short, just have the damn wedding already!

In related news I am available to perform the service so long as I can videotape the honeymoon… I’m just saying!

… ;)

Aiden Fucks Sylas so good he comes twice

The direct link to this has been removed by midvidster, PLEASE WATCH IT HERE WHILE YOU CAN, IT MIGHT NOT WORK ON SMARTPHONE BUT WILL WORK ON PC, WATCH IT WHILE IT IS UP PEOPLE

Porn house: The mighty (yet extremely litigious) Corbin Fisher

Hey Hey a Corbin Fisher classic at last!!!! Yay! Look my final assignment is handed in tomorrow, I begged an extension, I should be working, but I couldn’t concentrate, I worked until four in the morning already, I needs me so hottie on hottie action, so no corrections of pics until later, lets just get right to it okay!

So we start off with our favourite boy Aiden racing with ‘Sylas’ who I’ve never seen before, but seriously those cheekbones could cut class! Connor is the one talking, so he’s the one filming, which I guarantee will make Aiden perform on top par, because seriously those two!

Aiden actually says he’s going to ‘Ravage that little hole’ I personally can not wait to to see him do just that, and hot diggity damn AIDEN’S putting the man kiss on him asdfonrhdsafoisag keybord smash, squeee, oh FUCK THE GODS THIS IS JUST WHAT THE PORN DOCTOR ORDERED!!!

I haven’t seen action this good in so long, because it’s so damn litigious at the moment! It’s like I didn’t even realise how much I missed it, how much I need it in my life until this moment! I could seriously watch Aiden mack on hotties all damn day, just give me snacks, give me, cupcakes, chocolate, 7up, (a treadmill for afterwards, cuse I sure as hell aint got money to buy corsets in a bigger size because I snacked to much!) and let me squee goddamit!, I mean is this a democracy or not for fucks sake, we the people want hottie on hottie action free of charge GIVE US WHAT WE WANT…. Okay I’m back on the action, rant over… for now

So Aiden and Sy are just making out hot and hard, and Aiden is just saying sweet things about how hot sylas is and hot things about how he good sy sucks his cock and it’s just UBER FUCKING HOT, Aiden is such a damn boss that I herby name him, Sir Aiden master of ceremonies, chief banger of ass, come lord extraordinaire, (and whatever else I can think of later)

Aiden is no fine filthy form as he asks Sylas ‘so what do you think about me eating your ass?’

Naturally the only answer to that is oh hells yeah please, Aiden is an expert at eating out, and it’s super dirty when orders Sy to watch saying ‘look at me when I’m doing it’ ‘get this hole ready for that big cock’ and as we all know, Aiden is not bragging, getting that little hole ready for his monster cock has to be considered a necessity as well as a courtesy!!!

Syals wants it bad clearly, and wastes no time mounting Aiden, he takes his time and works his way down on it, while Aiden makes dirty comments about it ‘feeling like a virgin hole’ and tells Sy to ‘ease down on that cock’ Sylas takes it at his own pace, and Aiden orders Sy to ‘look at me’ while he takes it slowly, HOT HOTT HAWWTTT!!!!

This sy is clearly a professional, he takes it like a champ which I like to see, and when he’s ordered to ride it, he works his hips and shows he’s not the lie there and take it type, which is boring as tax returns.

hmmm… now working Aiden up is always the best idea, but it is still super hot to see Sylas who is half Aiden’s body mass, pinning him down and riding him like a champ!

This is squees set from stun to kill hot SQUEEEEEE, and Aiden is just saying the filthiest things about wanting to fuck Sy from behind, and pop his little hole, and ordering him into a submissive position, and ORDERING HIM TO BEG FOR HIS COCK, AND *swoons* saying ‘I’m making this ass mine’ ‘you want it’ ‘DON’T YOU DARE RUN AWAY FROM ME’ ‘LOOK BACK AT ME, I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE’ and Aiden is smacking Sy’s ass the whole time and just fucking him senseless!

I can’t take this! I need a lie down! Oh now Aiden’s mounting Sy beast style and just dominating him, and cheekbones is trying to take it, and Aiden just smacked Sy’s ass so hard it made me wince!

Aiden puts Sy back on his knees and fucks him brutally hard… yeah I’m not surprised we had the dreaded porn fade out there I think he was actually fucking him a bit too hard, but I think it was making Sy come to soon rather than hurting him so they had to stop… hmmm kinky barstard MEEE LIKEEEE!

When we come back Aiden is taking it a little easier on him, and then flips him on his back saying ‘I’m gonna fuck the come right out of you’ since that’s what he was doing anyway, I for one believe him!look at me’ Aiden demands as he drills Sy senseless and Sy tries to comply but he’s clearly working up to one of those, teeth gritting, whole body tightening, gonna come so fucking hard, orgasms, and does just that making a complete mess of himself, Aiden is right behind, him coming as dangerously hard as only he can, and holy fucking gods, did you see Sy just catch some of Aiden’s come and rub it into his own cock, dude that’s… that’s just… *faints*

Wait what?! Aiden puts it right back in and starts drilling Sy to death with it, for no apparent reason… and no way! Sy actually comes again, I mean seriously I wrote this in smith and Wesson (Sam/Dean) fanfiction once, but it’s super fucking rare to just see it like that, Aiden can do it, but he’s about the only one I’ve ever seen who can come almost consecutively like that, well it’s nice to see he Aiden can do it to others as well!!! The man is a legend ladies and gentle-men A FUCKING PAGAN SEX-DEMIGOD LEGEND, seriously!!!

Aiden and Sy are both a mess, and they’re both sweating like animals, and Aiden says they should go clean up, Sylas flashes his million dollar smile at Aiden and they head for the showers, where Aiden kisses Sylas like he owns him MEEE LIKKEEEEEE, ME SQUEETHE MOST LOUD, and Sylas says Aiden is ‘the biggest dick he’s ever had’, Aiden says he’s heard that before, and again he’s not bragging!

There’s some non-sensical talk about ‘first times’ which I’m choosing to ignore, because what exactly about that said first time!!?? what it’s it with CF and that bullshit?!

Anyhoo, Connor (who is filming this) says ‘you surprised me at the end there I thought we were all done and then-‘ referring to when Sylas came again straight of the back of his first orgasm, and I was right Aiden did just started giving it to him because he knew he could make him come again… now lets just think about that for a moment people… HOW FUCKING HOT IS THAT!!

Oh wow! This scene was just what I needed on a hot summers day, when I have a ton of database to finish for tomorrow, but now I feel so much better about tackling it!!!! this just worked for me!!!

Sir Aiden, I bless you Sir!!! And bestow upon you my ladies favour! Go forth and bang all those who please-est you most! And bring to our lives such, squees of joy as only ye can!!!!

Damn I need to lie down after that, but I don’t have time… oh well I foresee  a epic rewind of this video, a mountain of sweet, sweet oh fuck yes chocolate, a trifle, some ice cream, cup cakes, seven up, and perhaps some wotsits to cover the vegetable group… what? wotsits are crisps, they are made form potato… no wait their cheesy blown up puffs, maybe it’s corn, or wheat or, or something I should probably read the ingredients… screw it,  I don’t give a fuck, it’s food based on some kind of vegetable so it’s from the vegetable group and therefore healthy, yeah, that’s my reasoning, and I’m sticking to it… so yeah, healthy snacks ;P and an epic rewind, as soon as my assignment is finished! OH HELL’S YEAH

Curiobi ;)

WARNING: things your poor curiobi posts get taken down faster than a  fat-cat Banker  on a undeserved bonus these days! WATCH IT WHILE ITS UP GOOD PEOPLE!!

With all the DRM madness going on at the moment, pickings are slim but once in a while you find a gem… If you enjoy seeing a cute little blonde twink get ravaged by his jealous boyfriend and I mean hard! that is

porn house:  have literally never heard of Helix Studios but not a bad first time! ;)

If you can not watch this video on tumblr please use the direct link below, please let me know if links are down, it’s difficult to find new links at the moment but I will always try ;)

http://www.gayforit.eu/video/234086/Twink-and-a-hunk

So I’m in the middle of finals madness and I don’t have a lot of time, so no pics with this one for the time being

I haven’t had time to proof read it, seriously I’m in the middle of database, project management, ecom, and computer systems, perfecting the post will just have to wait!!!

i dont even have shopping! things have been so hetic this week,  and my new stilettos can only delight me for so long, when there’s no goddamn dinner… but damn them some fine ass shoes… and its as good an excuse to break the no take out on a budget rule and get pizza as any i mean what are we supposed to do? starve?!

anyhoo I am posting this because I stumbled on it and recognised the lead guy as Paul pratt, or something who was the Sam Winchester look-a-like porn star, although he doesn’t really look all that much like him! it’s just at one stage he had identical hair to Sam’s circa seson 6-8, starred in a scene with a guy who looked suspiciously like Dean, and his hair covered most of his face, so in the giffs it was mostly shots of his body… just giving it to the Dean lookalike.. anyway tragically he cut his hair but he still knows how to drill a guy

I don’t know who the twink is in this video but he can sure take some punishment!

The video starts with the twink turning up late and his jealous boyfriend assuming that he has been unfaithful, he then decides to teach him a lesson, and can I just say this guy does not kiss his co-star he ravages and dominates him with his mouth and he does it a lot, and it’s super frigging hot,  I may have slipped into some Derek-stiles perverted head-cannon, despite the twink being blond, I’m just saying I see Derek as the jealous type!

Derek… I mean boss top literally picks up stiles… I mean twink and throws him a foot at least on to the bed, then wraps his belt around his throat and eats his mouth, it’s total savagery and it’s super hot!

Boss top actually says ‘I’m going to destroy your hole’ while eating him out and I for one believe it! now I don’t know how being ate out feels for boys but  what he’s doing there would work for a girl believe me, his twink is helpless to do anything but try to take it, until boss top throws his down and makes him suck it all, and then ravages his face some more, fisting his hair and grabbing his ass and just going to town on him.

All manner of filthy and seriously acrobatic making out ensures and I’m just like, shish how freaking strong is this guy?!  And is that twink made of rubber that’s twice he’s been thrown down hard enough to snap in half!

Boss gets on top of twin and holds him down, fisting his hair and talking dirty and twink calls boss top Sir which is super dirty hot, boss tops cock is just huge, and I think twink deserves every bit of that eating out to get ready for it frankly, boss decides to be a tease which is hot, but when he does put it in twinks face says, that it hurts more than it tickles at first, and boss does not show twink to much in the way of mercy, meaning e takes it slow for all of 30 seconds and then he just starts pounding twink within an inch of his life, and then grinding on him deep and slow, and fuck the heathen gods this is hot, boss is a little to spit happy for my liking but the action is hot and the chemistry is super believable, like when the twink seems to break character for a moment and says ‘oh  my god’ when boss puts it in just right, you believe he means it.

Boss decides to demonstrate how bendy his twink really is by folding him up like an accordion and piledrving him to oblivion, but the porn fade out there suggests it was a bit too much for poor twink! i mean they cut the scene in the middle of twink yelling about how deep it is, and not exactly in the i like it give me more way!

We come back to boss just pounding the hell out of his twink, and i have to say, boss seems to be genuinely getting off on the scene scenario as the jealous boyfriend! And poor twink is getting it within and inch of his life!

Boss demonstrates yet more brute strength by picking twink up and doing whatever the hell he wants with him, before throwing him back on the bed and just pounding him through the mattress, twink can’t do anything but beg and sob at this point, and try to take it! and i am fanning myself because, boss thinks he’s Mighty Thor and he is just DROPPING THE FUCKING HAMMER on poor little blond twink!

Boss decides picks twink up dominates some more and just has his way with him, rolling them over and making twink ride him, then picking him up and using him like a sex doll, (which is somewhat disturbingly, the hottest thing yet!) when boss lays twink on his back again the I realise I am seeing the literal embodiment of the phrase ‘fucked senseless’ twink is a writhing, sobbing, begging, mess, and boss is just drilling him to oblivion stopping only to claim his mouth in that savage, biting, licking way of his that can hardly be called a kiss it’s so aggressive at times. Its also squee of the goddamn meter HOT

Twink who has been consistently hard since this started finally gets a hand on his cock, but not for long before boss puts him face down and pounds him part-way to death, twink, can’t do anything and neither can I, I’m just like whoa!!

Boss puts twink on his back again and starts growling ‘I could fuck you all day’ well I don’t think that twink would survive that! boss, literally pounds an orgasm out of twink who genuinely looks like he has never come that hard in his life before!

boss climbs over his face to dominate his exhausted, pliant, twink to the last second, and makes a mess out of his exhausted little face!

Twink is as destroyed as boss said he would be, and I have to get back to work… unfortunately I’m exhausted now as well just watching that, and I may require a nap!

Curiobi ;)

Bad Boy Tyson, Dominates (Secretly dirty) Boy-next-door-Blake!

YOU KNOW THE DRILL GOOD PEOPLE WATCH IT WHILE ITS UP!

Porn house: The mighty (and extremely litigious) Corbin Fisher

If you cannot watch this scene on tumblr please use the direct link below. (Please let me know immediately if this or any other video I post is not working by messaging me, which can be done anonymously if preferred ;)

http://www.gayforit.eu/video/235723/CF-tyson-and-blake

Seriously hard to find hottie on hottie action at the moment good people, I mean first redtube removes 98% of their CF stuff and then frigging pornhub removes all and I do mean ALL of their CF stuff, including everything I linked to, I’m not happy people! ;(

But sometimes you have to go on a porn treasure hunt to find ye porny-gold mateys, and avast, finally, I have something for you- I mean ye!

So, I’m stressed to breaking point, with all the academic ass-hattery in my life of late, and I realised I seriously needed to unclench before I hurt myself! (My cute new panties only have so much material after all, if I don’t relax I could wind up getting them into a seriously un-fixable bunch! And that’s just wasting good money! ;)

FUUUUUUUUU my housemate just came back in a frigging full flap about her student loans, and her marks and there go my stress levels again!

Right, I’m back, I just had to talk her off a ledge! Tis the season people, the end of the academic year exams season and were all going nuts! (I had to be talked off a ledge myself yesterday, after thinking about pie-facing a faculty member for attempting to screw me on a grade!)

However as I always look on the bright side, I told her we had all been there, and she was like, yeah, you were there yesterday! Oooh way to dwell on the past asshat! ;) anyhoo, she then had the crazy idea to give up her media studies to pursue hair and beauty, because it just had to be easier, hmmmm, (hair and beauty, this from a woman who lives in shorts and tracksuit bottoms, sports a ten-foot Amazonian afro?! And considers girly a dirty word?!) Yeah I don’t think so! I’m the girly one around here, I’m the one who will only consider buying a pair of trainers when they come with a three inch heel and sparkly glitter thank you very much! And yes I work out to just dance in a mini ra-rarr skirt and knee socks, what the fuck off it?! it just means I’m cool that’s all, not a complete idiot like she says!

And hello she makes fun of me all the time! just because she’s all cool and tall and can wear a top-hat , mans waistcoat, and have a honest to goodness cane, and look like a boss at parties like that, i mean all super cool because as a seven foot amazon she actually has breasts even bigger than mine and that’s saying something! so she’s all statuesque and I’m just… not tall!

and then because she’s as I mentioned seven frigging feet tall,  (or in reality 5’11 to my 5’3) she makes fun of me all the time, like sprinting for the bus in her frigging converse trainers and catching it in three strides, and making the bus driver wait by just giving him one look! and then laughing at me as I try to keep up, fail miserably, and do my girly run as best I can in four inch stilettos that are so NOT designed for running!

I then reminded her that she could shut up about the long forgotten past of yesterday, and how I may or may not have been about to seriously lose my shit, and gave her some sagely advice about how I gave up professional writing to focus on computing because you have to have that thing you love, yes, but you also have to eat and pay rent! So at least get qualifications that help you get a job to pay the damn rent!

Now as I’m no extraordinary, RR martin (the dude who wrote Game of Thrones) and I’m no terrible ELJames, or whoever wrote that 50 shades of trash bullshit, then I had accepted that unless you were already established, seriously lucky enough to have your talent recognised and be signed up,  or wrote a piece of sensationalistic rubbish that had everybody talking even though you didn’t deserve one ounce of literary acclaim because you wrote like a mentally deficient mollusc, then it can be really hard to make money as a writer!

Now, I know which end of the spectrum I aim towards, and it’s certainly not the 50 shades of trash end! and since I’m not RR Martin, I kept writing for the love of it, and focused academically on the thing that pays the rent and keeps me in corsets and chocolate (…well that’s the plan anyway) and she looked me right in the eye when I said ‘I’m no RR Martin’ and said ‘no, you’re better’

;O  

;) 

 ;D 

And I was all wow! that’s so untrue, but sooooooo appreciated! I mean seriously AWWWW, what a sweet thing to say!  ;D

Very happy now! so naturally I have skipped happily back to my boudoir, unwrapped  another kinder mini bar, placed headphones securely on swelled head!, poised fingers over keyboard, and prepared  to write a masterpiece!

And PLAY

So this is where I paused it, and frankly this is just hot look at that… seriously Blake kissed that boy and he liked it, (I hope Blake’s boyfriend (Kellen) don’t mind it!)

So it’s dirty boy next door Blake and this Tyson who I’ve never seen or heard of before, are ready to get in it, I’m game, lets hit this!

Tyson and Blake look seriously hot together making out, it’s like the good boy and the bad boy. Meee Likeee!, and I love the way Tyson keeps on grabbing the back of Blake’s head and kissing him like he means it.

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Tyson even looks like he has a faded bruise on the right side of his face, which coupled with the bad-ass ink just adds to the general bad boy look,  and as I’m typing this Tyson growls ‘suck my fucking dick’ all low and dirty and –good (yet dirty) boy-next–door Blake obeys!  MEEE LIKKEEE oh wow! Tyson is bossy, all right squees were set to stun, but now there set to kill!

Gods damit! Did you see the way Tyson just gave the expert slaps to Blake? The man is a professional people! it takes talent to do that in quick succession, with and open palm, without hurting or leaving a mark, -and look good doing it… I’m just saying!

This Tyson has a dirty bossy mouth, and I’m not hating that at all!  Oh wow, now he’s just dominating Blake’s hot little mouth with that thing! And watching himself in the mirror while doing it, which is super sexy! and Blake just looks so cute and obedient!

I am seriously happy right now, and Tyson just ordered Blake onto the bed, and now he’s spreading him open and eating him out, but surprisingly gently, while running his hand over his back, then slapping that ass, in short Tyson is showing he has both brutality and finesse, and he’s not afraid to use either! His stock is so frigging high in my book right now! I mean shish would you look at the red handprint mark he just left on Blake’s cute little ass- and how he’s all super talented with the tongue!

Ye gads did you hear what Tyson just said to Blake!!!

‘are you ready to become somebody’s bitch, you ready to get fucked’

Fabian and Bagore! What a flipping thing to ask!

I believe the only appropriate response is a resounding, yet breathy and begging, ‘Yes’ by the way Blake!

Bad Boy Tyson, is ready to dominate and Blake is just gasping, and Tyson looks like a boss, and he clearly wants to ram it in their hard, but he knows to take it easy at first, and as soon as he has Blake where he wants him, he drills him hard, and expert, and would you look at the way he keeps slapping that ass, and holding Blake where he wants him, and Blake is just moaning and begging for it, and Tyson is just telling him that he’s going to get everything he’s begging for! AND fuck the gods THIS IS SO DAMN HOT!

Tyson is fucking Blake so hard we have digital distortion here! (well it’s as good an explanation as any ;) thankfully we get the picture quality back soon and would you look at that total domination!

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When Tyson rolls Blake over, Blake is good and hard even though he hasn’t touched his cock since Tyson started drilling him, meaning this is working for him just like it’s working for me right now!! ;)

And what the hell am I supposed to do with this people?!

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Would you look at Blake’s face! He is just in rapture and Tyson is just having his way with him!

Tyson slaps it photo tysonslapsit.png

It’s just getting loud now, and the bed is rattling, and Tyson is sweating like a beast, and just showing Blake absolutely no mercy!

Tyson is saying the filthiest things to Blake, and smacking him around, and Blake asks for it hard, and, wait, WHAT?! hard? as opposed to the gentle lovemaking we have seen so far o-O? is Blake nuts!!!! is he trying to get drilled to death? is that it!!!

… wow, well clearly, Tyson is not the type that needs to be asked to ‘give it to me rough’ twice, because if I thought he was drilling him before, ye gads, he’s seriously fucking him through the mattress now! The bed is about to collapse! would you listen to the noise it’s making! they have totally ruined that thing, it’s only fit for spare timber for the fireplace now people!

Oh yeah! Bonus making out, level up! Could they look hotter together? I don’t think so, Tyson has clearly got that ass ravaged! Just look at his cock jammed all the way in there, stretching Blake to the limit, and Oh wow, that’s brutal, he’s giving him the full thrust, no mercy!

There goes what’s left of the bed again!  and excuse me while I turn down the volume! And would you look at Blake’s complete arms-thrown-above-the-head- surrender!

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Oh fuck yes! The kissing and fucking at the same time my personal weakness! Now I’m the one completely surrendering!

And they’re both just sweating and… I may faint, but please, let me not until this is over!!! And it’s ass slapping, begging, gasping, panting, dirty talking, hard fucking, and crimany Blake likes it rough and dirty! Telling Tyson ‘I love the way you talk to me’, (oh boy did I have his number right when I reviewed him with Kellen, and said he was the wholesome boy next door type, who you just knew was secretly dirty and wanted it bad!), and Tyson is just drilling Blake until he makes him come all over the black quilted bed, making a complete mess of it, but since it’s only fit for the fireplace now anyway, who cares! Burn it all, BURN THE QUILT AS WELL! IT’S BEEN RUINED FOR ANYONE ELSE, JUST LIKE BLAKE!! ;O !!! OHHHH yeah people, I went there!

(Sorry Kellen, but I think your boyfriend just got snatched out from under you… literally!)

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And now Tyson is coming all over Blake’s back and ass, and they just have nothing left people! And neither do I!!!

Curiobi ;)

P.S

 

Kellen Gives it to Blake and I mean good!

Watch it while it’s up people!

Porn House: The Mighty Corbin Fisher

You know the drill, if you can’t watch this on tumblr use the direct link, thanks to those who let me know when links are down so I can try to find another link! Please continue to do so!

http://www.xvideos.com/video4499936/cf-blake-kellan

So big surprise I’m here doing an assignment, because as I explained before that’s all my life is, work, assignments, work, and you know the really sad thing? I’m going to really miss it during the summer holidays, despite trips planned to Stonehenge, and France, I still think I’m going to miss it, in short I’m beginning to suspect that I may be, gasp, deep in my heart, sob, a bit of a poindexter as you Americans say, and worse,that my never ending quest for technical knowledge, is ruining my love life, as I never have time for anyone to appreciate, (or maybe even fondle) my G cups, or appreciate that despite my love of cupcakes, and ice-cream, and trifle… mmm gods yes trifle, and chocolate, ye gads did I mention ice- cream? mmmm mmm the creamiest,… my point is I still work out like a bitch to keep myself in size 16 corsets, and for what? since I never have the time for anyone to appreciate it… oh well, always look on the bright side that’s my motto! ;) and I like my breasts just fine, a rack this size is an excellent place to rest my ice cream pudding cup for a start, and is also handy for phones, mp3 players, and small amounts of currency… so you know, silver lining! ;)

Anyhoo, so like I was saying before I got sidetracked by my love of dessert and general breast appreciation, my assignment was all define computational speeds, blah blah, peta flops, blah blah, and I was like yeah it’s porn time alright, and what do I find,?!

Two new guys… well one I think I have seen before (Blake) barely, and one I’ve never seen before, but I knew I was going to review the scene the second I saw them on the bed, the body chemistry registered at an 9.5 on the ricter  scale, I know my hottie on hottie indicators people and their chemistry screamed get on it now!

So we start with Kellen the top in this scene has what I would call ‘classic American good looks’ you know all huge impossibly white teeth, square man chin, and a smile that could melt arctic ice, (and no American friends that is not a cue to start snickering about us Brits and our teeth, mine are fine thank you very much, they’re just not so inhumanly ultra bright that they  glow in the dark like you Americans seem to like them too, at least on TV anyway! ;)  and then we have Blake the uke in this scene who has what I would call a sort of ‘dirty boy-next-door’ kind of look, you know, kind of wholesome looking- but you just know he wants it bad underneath…. ;)

In fact Kellen and Blake not only have super hot chemistry they are so comfortable with each other, that I suddenly feel like calling SHNANIGANS!!- look their clearly boyfriends, don’t tell me they don’t know each other really well in real life because I won’t believe it! excuse me CF, but I’m in advanced placement you know, and one of my life skills is knowing when people are getting gay on each other because of my inbuilt hotness radar, - another is knowing as much as I can about all things computer, ….and my most important life skill is explaining to certain chauvinistic assholes, that saying ‘hey girl your too sexy to be a nerd, why don’t you forget all this boring computer shit and get with me sometime? is not a frigging compliment, rather, it’s the act of an idiot, and is never going to result in a date, because seriously, who the fuck are you calling a nerd? You want me to walk my stilettos over your face asshat, is that it? keep talking!’’ (yeah that’s right, I’m the only one who gets to talk shit about me possibly being a nerd thank you very much!)

Seriously, I’m just saying, it’s gets on my ample tits when I have a guy who I’m supposed to be helping pass an assignment and he’s too busy assuming that a female can’t switch on a pc without his help, when I’m supposed to be the one frigging helping him, that were not getting anywhere, in short I spend many days restraining myself admirably from kicking chauvinists in the nuts, because seriously if I did, I would need a new frigging foot by now!)

Anyway, I rant and digress, apologies!, I think it’s all getting to me, so close to the end of term and with so much pressure and all that, which reminds me, some asshole guy in my class, said that women shouldn’t be in computing because were too emotional, I would have put his stupid face through the lab computer but that would have only been proving his point!, I need chocolate, NOW! ;(

Hi, I’m back, ;) I took a break, put on my heels, (I don’t own any flats) dragged my roommate to the corner shop with me, (because the night is dark and full of terrors) bought fruit juice, wotsits, and Malteraser Bunnies, paid for it with my debit card, Because that’s just how I roll, and now after a  hit of sweet, sweet chocolate, I am feeling fine, and loved up as only chocolate (and I’ve heard a mythical thing called ‘a lover’ can make a girl feel!) ha-zar! Now on with the porn!

As I was saying, Kellen and Blake, these two,  my friends, ye gads, these two, they are I guarantee it, on each other off screen like me on cupcakes, and homemade butter cream frosting… fuck… cake-gasm excuse me while I fan myself… (just bought this gorgeous Japanese fan for next to nish at a charity shop, score! ;) anywhoo, this may be the first time ‘Kellen’ has fucked ‘Blake’ but whatever their real names are, I bet they live together and they’re having the damn ceremony next month, I mean I bet the cards are printed, and the cakes already been ordered, (mmmm cake,)  in short I can not be fooled! , no Sir, they know each other all right, they know each other, inside and out, there is simply no fakeing that kind of chemistry.

Okay so this is just frigging hot, and I’m actually genuinely enjoying the foreplay because they are so into it. This is not just professional blow-jobbing… (Wait, is that even a word? *shrugs* well I m going with it, anyway) this is the blow-jobbing of people who know how to get the other person off. (probably because they are doing it every day!)

Blake is giving kellen everything he needs, and although it took me a long, long time, to come around on rimming, I have to say of late, I have learned to appreciate the aesthetics  of someone who can do it right, although I still say since most of the CF roster are ‘straight’ which means bi, (obviously), that they learn how to eat out from girls, and I mean lesbian girls, and frankly kudos to the helpful upstanding young ladies who school the CF boys so well, truly, you are doing a great service to your country and we salute you!

;)

It’s Kellen’s turn to please now and we have more foreplay that is genuinely done to please rather than just to perform, naturally this makes it super hot, would you look at how Kellen uses his tongue on that thing, wow he can even blow someone while smiling that all American smile of his, now that’s talent people!

Now Kellen is rubbing their cocks together and they are making out hot and hard, until Blake makes it clear that he wants it bad (see I told you he was the type! ;)

There’s something about the way Kellen gives it to Blake that just makes it screamingly obvious that they have done this before,  if you notice in scenes where the performers generally haven’t been together before, they are always subtly checking if they are doing it right, or there is a certain degree of awkwardness, or sometimes the chemistry hits them harder than they were expecting and you get those really awesome scenes, or it doesn’t work out at all and it’s a yawn fest, the point is, first time scenes are never smooth, familiar, comfortable, and super frigging hot at the same time, so like I said before, I CALL SHNANIGANS!

I mean seriously look at them, there as into each other as I am into my tricked-out laptop (believe me my relationship with her, as many have seen fit to tell me, is borderline sexual, and what of it? can’t a girl have anything! ;) I mean would you look at Kellen’s skills!!! my god my eyes are on frigging stalks here o_O! I mean he is just giving it to Kellen with some serious style, difficlulty rating, 8, style points 10, squeee meter at defcon 4!

Blake, has no intention of being shown up and starts riding Kellen until he starts sobbing about being ‘balls deep’ in Blake, the chemistry is just ridiculous, and if this keeps up I will be the one sobbing next! Blake kind of gives the game away, when he says ‘I know you like that, don’t you’ -like I said, they’re boyfriends already, this is what they do at home!

Kellen wants the dominate position again, and takes his live-in-lover (oh come on you know I’m right!) from behind, and looks like a boss doing it! and all the desperate panting is just hot!

Kellen starts drilling Blake and staring into his eyes when doing it, and kissing him, and it’s just uber hot, and THOR’S HAMMER DID YOU JUST FUCKING SEE THAT, Kellen just came inside Blake, I mean what more frigging proof do you need that this is not their first time together!

Kellen pulls it out while he’s still coming, and makes a mess out of Blake’s hole which is looking all pink and puffy and just dominated and I am really appreciating the fact that CF show climax shots from two angles because would you look at their faces, the passion, fuck the gods! would you look at their faces when Kellen puts it back in while he’s still hard and his orgasm is still wrecking him! I took a screen shot so you can really appreciate it, do you like that?! you’re very welcome! ;)

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Kellen carries on fucking Blake even though he’s clearly shaking and says as much, and then Blake rearranges himself in a strange position and Kellen says ‘Just like I like’ as if anyone would know a person liked that particular karma- sutra style position unless they were already sleeping with them!

I don’t know how Kellen is going on, it may be V, or he may be one of those guys who can go after he comes, but who cares, because would you look at Blake, would you listen to him! now that’s a climax we can all be jealous off… I mean appreciate!

Would you look at frigging Kellen!, Blake coming so hot and hard, sets him off again and he’s coming a second time, who does he think he is Aiden! Kellen is just wrecking himself and its super damn hot, and Blake is just a mess, he’s just drenched, inside and out, and I AM SO USING THAT IN A FAN FICTION!

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THAT WAS RIDICULOUSLY HOT, I mean bullshit about first times aside, HOW INSANLY HOT WAS THAT!! Now all I can do is fan myself, loosen my corset, unwrap a second chocolate malteaser bunny, and press replay!

 

Curiobi ;)


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Cute little Kent nails the bossy one aka Dru

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been promising this one for a while so here we go!

Now as we all know, Kent is cute as a button and Dru is seriously bossy, and as I said in a different post, I did not think the way they were blocking out the sex scene before hand was even slightly sexy!

Dru and Kent are taking promotional shots in the first part of the vid which mostly consist of standing around jerking off, and pretending to blow each other, I really don’t know why they do these shots ,they look ridiculous, and you can see why, their not actually having sex in any of them, and nothing they do here is in the scene, long story short this is a silly as it looks.

…just waiting for them to get in it, I’ve overdosed on kinder chocolate, and I’m seriously considering having a 7up and a milky way! Are they happy, the daily chocolate quota is ruined!… ah well I think the ancient principle of YOLO takes precedent here! nom, nom, nom, seriously if loving chocolate is wrong then i don’t want to be right!

The camera man is saying ‘make it look sexy boys’ really? if you want sexy asshat, then let them get on each other already!

So we switch to them deciding what they’re going to do with each other, and Dru lets us know that not having being fucked by Aiden is ‘missing out’ after the way Aiden drilled Dru it’s nice to hear him say that!

Finally we get to it and the making out is super damn hot, personally I would have liked to see Dru top Kent, but I can dig it either way, I seriously need to watch them making out some more…  rewind

… oh yeah, now thats the ticket ;)

No come on how fucking hot is that

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AND THAT

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SERIOUSLY HOW HOT IS THAT

Yeah that’s right super damn hot that’s what that is! (and yes my posts will have pictures from now on!)

Dru says ‘I want to suck your cock first’ and I’m thinking well isn’t that sweet of him. and then the best thing in the world happens when they start making out some more instead, YES, YES, YES, bossy (aka dru, aka, sir-boss-a-lot) naturally can’t resist telling Kent how to kiss him, and flips him on his back and starts dominating, and schooling Kent with the super suction blow job, but we would expect nothing less from Sir Dru!

Kent just looks adorable as Dru is blowing him senseless, and this is one blow job I’m happy to watch, because hello, hotness, more making out, ALRIGHT THAT’S TIPPED THE SQUEE METER!

It’s Dru’s turn to blown now but he decides to be generous again and they share, like nice well behaved boys should, Dru gasps ‘I can’t wait to have you fuck me’ and I for one agree, have we all not waited long enough?

Dru clearly can’t wait anymore, oh look, a condom, that’s become something of a relic in CF videos of late, I mean I can’t remember the last time I saw one, they seem to have gone exclusively bareback now that I think about it.

Dru climbs aboard and starts taking it like a champ, and naturally cant resist bossing Kent around while doing it!

They seem to be in an awkward position because Dru is taller than Kent, but they soon work it out when Dru just sprawls out and lets Kent give it to him, and then reverts to bossing him around!

Now this is nothing like when Aiden topped Dru, he’s not exactly being drilled to death here, but he is liking it, and I’m not exactly hating it either!

We have a change of position, and Kent starts boss topping, and Dru starts grinning like a mad man, then orders Kent to ‘put that hand on your ass’ you see this is just what I mean about Dru, he’s a trouble maker that one, I mean actually encouraging someone to do that stupid dreaded porn hand, what the hell! bad form Dru, I say bad form sir!

Kent is topping flawlessly, and Dru is gasping and moaning, and heck yeah that’s getting hot again, wait… that’s weird, Dru was just rubbing himself like I’ve only really seen women do…   oh well see and learn something new everyday… isn’t hottie on hottie action a beautiful and educational thing good people ;)

Dru orders Kent to kiss him, WORKS FOR ME, and says he’s getting close, ordering Kent to fuck him, slower, then faster, and faster, and then ordering him to look at him when he comes, (which is pretty damn hot!)

Kent drives Dru over the edge in spectacular fashion, and is only a few seconds behind, although he can’t get the condom off on the first try (it’s probably too small for him) and has to try again.

Kent comes and then starts moaning that’s it’s ‘so sensitive’ when Dru starts feeling him up when he comes, then they start making out some more

THE FUCK THEY SHOULD FADE OUT THERE! Jerks!  it was still awesome, they could have made out some more and maybe felt each other up and bit, and then gone for round two!

oh, well, guess I have to have some more chocolate then… ;)

Well I like it, I mean they look hot making out! but did you think I would stop there! Since it’s Kent were talking about why not have his scene with Dawson as well as a bonus, because Dawson, Travis, Kent, Cain, whatever it’s never going to be Chandler and Kent is it, nothing is, why, because those two are in love that’s why, I have seen it in videos,… and read about in fan fiction

Another brilliant scene from Kent, and savor them people because any day now Chandler, who is actually looking really handsome in his scene with Cameron with his hair sorted out, even though it was only the power of a shower that could do it! will whisk him away soon, and as I have said before, I am available to perform the ceremony, and film the honeymoon… I’m just saying!

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See Chandler’s hair looks great and the cameraman even interrupted the hilarious conversation Chandler was having with Cameron about wearing a spider man costume to Halloween with assless chaps and a leather head mask, to tell Chandler that his hair looked great like that, Chandler said oh yeah I was born in the wrong era and Cameron, seen smirking on the left starting singing the theme tune to happy days! All I’m saying is that Chandler looks great and all it took was the combines force of a shower gel and a vigorous jet of water to get that mop under control, now he’s looking slick, apply product, put on a tux, and go propose to Kent would you already!

Dawson and kent coming soon… (pun possibly intended!)

curiobi ;)

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